im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
(Source: deportredmayne, via textpostsforyou)
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
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stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg
